Total Medals Earned: 48 (From 5 different games.) Total Medal Score: 680 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/160 points)
Knock out that zero!
Get a 3 digit score.
Throw 10 enemies off the platform.
Get a 4 digit score.
Get a 5 digit score.
Throw 100 enemies off the platform
Get a 6 digit score!!!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (195/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
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Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
Medals Earned: 13/20 (275/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Use a nuke
Buy everything
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/380 points)
Get a single spade in a spin
Win with three hearts.
Get two wilds in a single spin.
Lose all your credits.
Reach $10,000 in credit.
Win with four angry faces.
Win with 5 rows of platinum bars.
Get 100 spins in a single game.
Win with 6 rows of cash.
Win the Jackpot
Win with 7 rows of diamonds
Medals Earned: 25/54 (180/480 points)
play 100 in-game weeks
write 5 books
play 50 in-game weeks
enter your name
have charisma of 5
have humour of 10
have humour of 5
have intelligence of 10
have intelligence of 5
use a publisher
write a book with a quality of 10 or more
write a book with a quality of 5 or more
have research of 5
have style of 5
buy a tent
buy a typewriter
have vocabulary of 10
have vocabulary of 5
have wit of 10
have wit of 5
play 250 in-game weeks
buy an apartment
buy a computer
buy a laptop
write a book with a quality of 25 or more
have $5000
buy a bus pass
have charisma of 10
have research of 10
self publish a book
have style of 10
have $10000
write 25 books
write 50 books
play 500 in-game week
buy a car
have charisma of 20
have charisma of 30
have humour of 20
have humour of 30
have intelligence of 20
have intelligence of 30
have research of 20
have research of 30
have style of 20
have style of 30
have vocabulary of 20
have vocabulary of 30
have wit of 20
have wit of 30
write 100 books
buy a fancy apartment
buy a fancy car